Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! In the spirit of the holiday I'm sharing some bits of wisdom my Dad has shared with me over the past 21 years..
1. Be charitable. This applies to any number of things. From not teasing people over their looks or smarts to being understanding of others situations.
2. After 5 minutes of looking, your golf ball is lost.
3. Always bring plenty of extra golf balls.
4. The word "very" is often very unnecessary.
5. There can never be too much ice cream in the freezer.
6. Don't write a paragraph on something that could be said in a sentence.
7. Procrastination results in a poor product.
8. 55 in a 60 in always a safe bet but betting on a (horse's) name is a risky one.
9. Elbows do not belong on the table, chewing mouths should remain closed, and only take what you want, you can always get more.
10. You can never have too many rough drafts.
11. Knowing how to answer a phone and take a message politely is a valuable life skill.
12. However always goes in the middle of a sentence and "but also" always follows "not only."
13.Everything tastes better with salt and pepper.
14. You can never have read too many books.
15. Hysterics get you nowhere.
16. Coffee with Bailey's will not raise your cholesterol.
17. Taking the "scenic route" means you're probably going to miss dinner
18. Scraping excess peanut butter back into the jar is not acceptable and will not be tolerated in the Riley Household.
19. Err on the side of "opaque" when it comes to sunscreen application.
20. Decide what you want before you open the refrigerator don't just stand in front of it staring for hours.
21. It's rude to listen to your iPod too loud in the car.
22. Taking the "scenic route" home means you're probably going to miss dinner.
23. Realize how fortunate you are. There are so many people who would love your life.
See Dad I really have been listening!
(I do realize that today, Monday the 20th, is not Father's Day. Blogger had some technical difficulties and it did not post when I expected it to!)